Happy Hoo-Hah

Transforms tissue. Lubricious and healing. For skin and all your tender tissues.

A luscious, slick, tasty, and magical butter, inspired by a surprising and passionate love affair.

A very personal product designed to heal and plump up your very personal parts. Desire is quite the motivator.

Happy Hoo-Hah

Sex after menopause?
Sex after 60?
Slick, moist, juicy, penetrative sex?
Yes, tissue rejuvenation and healing are possible!

Vaginal atrophy and pain with penetration sometimes happen way earlier than menopause.

Happy Hoo-Hah helps. Whatever the reason, at whatever your age, if you have similar symptoms — your hoo-hah has gotten taut, and penetration has stopped being fun — please give Happy Hoo-Hah a try.

Here are some of the ways I use Happy Hoo-Hah

Let me know what you come up with!

Feeling frisky? Try inserting some Happy Hoo-Hah about 30–45 minutes before you’re planning to have some fun that may include penetration. Have fun adding to your foreplay while Happy Hoo-Hah is penetrating and doing its magic. While Happy Hoo-Hah won’t get you high as in stoned, it most definitely can create a sense of openness and fun in your lower parts. Your hoo-hah will feel open, inviting, and kinda “Of course! Let’s!”

Important note: Happy Hoo-Hah is lubricious but it’s not designed solely to be a lube. Depending on the kind of friction you like to generate when you’re feeling frisky, you might experiment with adding something more oily and liquid to your bedside toolkit.

Use Happy Hoo-Hah daily to transform your vaginal tissue so penetration is possible without pain. Insert a small ball each night before bed until your vaginal tissue beings to plump up and moisten. Happy Hoo-Hah is made with food and food-grade ingredients; it smells and tastes great! 

My own healing timeline went like this: It took a month of daily use to find myself with a completely transformed vagina. Folds were back (after decades of nothing but taut tissue) and moisture too! I now use Happy Hoo-Hah three times a week, and the transformation continues. No pain with penetration. Woohoo!

It’s just as easy to insert a little ball of Happy Hoo-Hah up your tush as in your vagina. Depending on room temp and degree of melt, I often add a drop of essential oil to it right before insertion. Not only can Happy Hoo-Hah help heal hemorrhoids, I've found that the slick and lubricious environment it creates helps alleviate constipation.

Skin loves Happy Hoo-Hah. So do nails and cuticles. Rub some on your hands until liquefied and run it through your hair. It’s great for bruises, abrasions, and minor burns. The cannabis and healing oils will do their magic just where needed. 

Not only does Happy Hoo-Hah melt to a perfect consistency in seconds, it imparts the healing energy of its ingredients just where you’re working, reducing inflammation and creating an opening for your healing hands to do their magic.

Happy Hoo-Hah contains:

Cacao butter and a cannabanoid-infused oil blend — I combine my proprietary blend of nourishing oils chosen for their healing and nourishing qualities: apricot, argan, carrot seed, extra virgin coconut, frankincense, grapeseed, helichrysum, jojoba, kukui, extra virgin olive, pomegranate, and rosehip seed.

Rich. Luscious. Lubricious. Juicy.

Happy Hoo-HahBecause Happy Hoo-Hah is made with actual food and food-grade ingredients, its consistency will change depending on ambient temperatures. Learn its qualities and how best to handle it:

  • Pay attention to ambient temps. In summer I keep my Happy Hoo-Hah in the fridge, and in cooler times on my counter or nightstand.
  • Use a clean knife or little spoon to dig out the amount you need, and handle Happy Hoo-Hah as little as possible. It will move from solid to soft to liquid pretty quickly, and you’ll end up having moisturized your hands instead of your intended precious hoo-hah, or tush.
  • Happy Hoo-Hah will soften and melt inside you. You can get reliable and predictable results by inserting it at bedtime or about 45 minutes before sexy time. Get horizontal and let the magic happen. I often fold up a paper towel to use as a panty liner to catch any drips.
  • Happy Hoo-Hah is lubricious but it’s not designed primarily to be a lube. Depending on the kind of friction you like to generate when you’re feeling frisky, you might experiment with adding something more oily and liquid to your bedside toolkit. When playtime begins, create the mixture that works for you, at your desired level of slick juiciness.

I love what this happy couple told me!

“Being in a committed relationship  long enough to mature in age together brings occasional difficulties with lubrication and tender, thinning tissues. Happy Hoo-Hah keeps us in the game. If one goes for dessert, it tastes like chocolate cream pie.”

Wanna try some?

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A little about me

Sue Kearney

I’m Sue Kearney. I’m a halfway-tamed hippie and a lifelong learner, and I’m here to tell you that the lessons offered in the third third of life keep getting realer. Luckily, so do the blessings.

I’m gratefully walking (okay, sometimes limping) through this life of miracles and mystifying survivals, addiction and recovery, sarcasm and surrender, wisdom and wonder.

I’m no longer trying to unwind time in my body; instead I’m embracing (reluctantly yet eventually) most of the changes with humor and grace. I’m a work in progress.

These days I paint, make medicines and luscious beauty products, guide healers and changemakers as they midwife their work in the world, and have deep transformative conversations on the daily.

Read more about me here. (Credentials and all.)